World: We Apologize for the Inconvenience

From a mutual Democratic friend, David Rose:

F R O M   T H E   D E S K   O F   T H E   U N I T E D   S T A T E S

We Apologize for the Inconvenience
Dear World:

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced Tuesday night, November 4.

Early tests of the newly-installed equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully operational by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service – and hopefully even improving it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.


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